[the_devils_advocate_666]

He was armed with a spork!

[Still Thinking]

Sounds like some kind of wierd extra terrestrial animal on Star Trek.

[evets]

It has many uses.

[xJones]

He tried to stick a spork in him....That 22 year-old must like prison. He was in for 5-10 years, but it's going to take longer now.

[DemWatch]

He should have been executed right after he threw the urine container.

[MDspinboyredux]

Oh crap! If we ban sporks, then how do we know if we got a pre-ban or post-ban spork?

Will the 'handi-wipe' accessory be illegal on the post-ban? Will all post-ban sporks have a 'tine-capacity' of three, lest you allow criminals the ability to 'spork from the hip' with high-capacity 4 tine sporks?

My God! We got to get them out of the schools and out of the hands of the children!

/puts down the caffiene-laden coffee

[reagan_fanatic]

Spork© - The other white utensil.

[Redcoat LI]

It's only an assault spork if it has a bayonet lug,flash suppressor and pistol grip.

[JSteff]

I know everyone is just having fun with this but sporks/foons can be sharpened. Burn them till the melt and twist them into more of a rod shape. While it is still hot put it in water which hards them.
Then sharpen it on concrete, with sand paper, whatever.

They go from being soft plastic eating utensils into hard little stabbing knives. A friend who was a guard in a prison said he was always amazed at what they could turn into weapons.

[Old Professer]

They ought to put this guy in jail.

[pabianice]

BOSTON, MA... State Senator Cheryl Jacques (D-Needham) today introduced a bill outlawing sporks in the state. "How much longer must this senseless epidemic of spork violence continue?" she asked a packed room of reporters. "If it saves just one child..."...

[archy]

Fascinating. Exactly which part was sharpened...?