Wild Man Franken Assaults Dean Critic

NewsMax.com ^ | Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 | With Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[Redcoat LI]

Next he'll be starting fights at Star Trek conventions and comic book stores.
I'd like to bump into him around Harvard Yard,he'll be picking his teeth out of his afro.

[GretchenEE]

Al's like that dippy kid we all went to grade school with and by the third grade, everybody'd had it with him, so to sort of even out the playing field, everyone else got together and decided to elect him class president in the sixth grade, totally as a joke, only the dipster was the only one who didn't know it.

One of these days, someone's going to tell Al he didn't really have any substance behind his popularity.

It ain't gonna be pretty when ol' Al figures it out.

[Jackson Brown]

Al Franken physically assaulted a heckler in the crowd, wrestling him to the ground in a bid to silence him. "I got down low and took his legs out," Franken boasted to the New York Post afterward.

When I hear these things happen (or see them like when Dennis Rodman kicking a court side press photographer in the b*!!s) -- I wonder why they NEVER get charged with assault. If I didn't deck them myself, I would get a cop and press charges.

[longtermmemmory]

typical leftist. Is it not a leftist trait to be mean and sarcastic? Franken seems like the kind of drunken a-hole who wold tape the back of your knees and think its funny when you fall down and hurt yourself.

(BTW could this have been a drug induced emotional fit?)

[carl in alaska]

"If it was me, Franken would have needed an ambulance."

You got it right. If it was me, Franken would need an ambulance and my employer would need a drywall contractor to fix the walls in that hallway. Never let a little punk like that try to intimidate you.

[TheLibrarian]

Franken hit him with his purse.

[davisfh]

"Wild Man Franken Assaults Dean Critic"

Well, I wasn't referring to the dean critic. No, I meant Wild Man Franken since that's who the article is about.