Kucinich advocates department of peace

ARIZONA DAILY STAR ^ | 01.28.2004 | C.J. Karamargin

[sharkhawk]

Demolition Man. IMHO one of the best conservative movies ever made. Showed what can happen if everyone becomes a sheep.

[DFW_Repub]

I have a good idea, why don't we just outlaw war. Yea!! Thats it, make it illegal. That'll work...

[GigaDittos]

Look, everyone knows this loon won't get elected.

[GigaDittos]

I'd put Ahnold in charge of it.

[GigaDittos]

Yeah, we'll end the War on Drugs and start a War on Wars.

[meandog]

...hey, that was Clinton's idea!...or was it the Department of Piece?

[My2Cents]

"Department of Appeasement" or "Department of Peace-at-any-Price."

[SunkenCiv]

from the root message:

Dennis Kucinich: I have co-sponsored a number of bills that would help immigrants. One was a family unity legalization act, which would allow those who had been in the country over five years to legalize their status. And also, it would offer immigrants a path toward citizenship. I've also been a supporter of what's called the U.S.A. Family Act, which would grant permanent residence to immigrants who have been living in the U.S. five years or more, and this one would offer conditional legal status and work authorization to all law-abiding who have been in there for less than five years... There are some other areas, too, that I've been active in: supporting granting of in-state tuition levels for immigrant students; and federal anti-discrimination protection as well as protection of all the U.S. laws which govern safety in the workplace... Protection of civil rights and civil liberties for immigrant workers and also giving immigrant workers the ability to reunite with their families. Those are some of the places where I'd start and I'd also support what some would know as amnesty... [G]ranted, when you're talking about an amnesty program . . . there would be a lot of details that would have to be worked out because there are so many different types of cases. But generally, I support the principle of amnesty and the right to pursue legal residency.

Shows how little there is to separate the so-called Democrats running for president. GWB drew a line in the sand, the entire opposition field got called out and called on their position. No matter how much the president's proposal ticked off some folks (Buchananites; haven't they heard they have their own party now?), it was still just a proposal, and will be written by Congress. Conservative Democrats -- including those who won't support Moslem terrorists entering the US from Mexico -- will prefer Bush' position to those of his opponents. Any votes Bush could potentially lose on his side of the aisle were not that numerous, and don't have a Klandidate to support this year.

[SunkenCiv]

;'D And instead of shooting terrorists, let's call up an army of process servers and subpeona or indict 'em. That'll larn 'em!

[CaptRon]

Kucinich advocates department of peace

And free Birkenstocks for everyone!

[BlueNgold]

Dept of peace = State Dept.
That's their job you freakin moron leftist socialist piece of Kushiznit .. [/rant]

[AmericanInTokyo]

And who, pray tell, will be nominated as Deputy Assistant Secretary for Abject Global Naivety?

When will the Secretary kick off "Operation Babes in the Woods"?

When can we replace the eagle on our US symbol with the lamb?

Will Mullah Omar be allowed to use the Diplomatic Entrance or the general visitor's entrance when visiting the Department?

[kidd]

I'll bet if elected that he'd also have a Department of Cute Fuzzy Bunnies, a Department of Nice Thoughts and a Department of Warm Summer Breezes as well.

[Republican Red]

Dean/Kucinich = Independent or Green ticket????

Those guys would do it out of spite for not being the dem nominee.

[thoughtomator]

Maybe a Ministry of Funny Walks, too?

[johnb838]

How about changing the name of the Defense Department back to Department of War. I like that much better. Who needs the stupid PC euphemism.

[johnb838]

Grey haired (bald-headed) hippies with long ponytails wearing tie-dyed shirts and sandles fill the hallways.

Men with hairstyles like this make children want to become Republicans. It is So uncool.

[Argus]

I agree. We could also add that we already have a Department of Peace - it's called the United States Marine Corps.

[doug from upland]

Great limerick, but as a veteran of over 10,000 of these and two Clinton-bashing limerick books, may I be so bold as to suggest a few changes so the meter tracks correctly?

There once was a goof named Kucinich
Wrong-headed from start to the finish
He had very few fans
For his radical plans
Folks knew that their wealth would diminish

[doug from upland]

A congressman nitwit named Dennis
To freedom, is really a menace
Let's hope he soon falls
The guy has no b*lls
Not even enough to play tennis