[presidio9]

"Michael, get back in the car. There seems to be a roadblock ahead. It looks like some sort of a wall..."

[Jotmo]

David, you have taken the term "Full of yourself" to new and unmanageable heights.

SHEESH!

[Kherghan]

Thank God that David Hasselhoff was there to have a hand in this. Maybe if we had listened to Sean Penn, we could have skirted our War in Iraq. (NOT)

[CaptRon]

Ich bin ein idiot!

[socal_parrot]

Surely Gary Coleman played at least a small role.

[Rebelbase]

"how rich it is in culture and fun and warmth and children. In Germany children have brought me thousands of flowers."

At least we'll know where to look for Michael Jackson when he skips bail.

[RightOnline]

Oh, David.......get over yourself, would ya?

[satchmodog9]

Maybe he tied a rpoe to K.I.T.T. and they pulled the wall down together.

[Clara Lou]

That guy always seemed to be all ego.

[SquirrelKing]

Ahhh, Knightboat...

Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. [the poachers ride onto the beach, jump on motorcycles, and speed away]
Michael: We'll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat!

[In_25_words_or_less]

Everyone forgets he started on a soap. For years. He played Scooter, or Cooter, or Booger or Zippy or somebody.

[Dan from Michigan]

It's easy to rag on him, but anyone that creates the show Babewatch, I mean Baywatch has earned my respect.

[theDentist]

The actor and producer, who says he is working on a film version of TV series Knight Rider, claims he is partly responsible for the fall of the concrete divide.

Wow! well we gotta rectify this right away. Stand there, Mr. Chicken Legs, and let me go get a camera for a new photo. I'll be right back.....

[Pagey]

by singing his song 'Looking for Freedom' among millions of German fans at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

( Sheesh,How full of oneself can one person actually be?) Yeah Yeah Yeah, I think he means it was played on the radio and heard by millions or he was one individual singing his song while walking amongst the throngs of humanity. After all, everybody knows the largest rock and roll concert ever presented was at the Raceway in Watkins Glen, N.Y. in 1973 with 600,000 people. David Hasselhoff, who is he again? LMAO!

[BigSkyFreeper]