[I got the rope]

But there is that troublesome Aztlan movement...

Awwww...those misplaced Mexican-Americans who claim to be Indian, but wish for the Southwest to go back to it's proper owners...rich euro-trash spaniard/french elitists.

Give me one mortar platoon and I'll close the border...guaranteed!

[Cannoneer No. 4]

Your going to close the border from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific Ocean with one mortar platoon? Male bovine excrement.