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To: Pokey78
At this moment, the gray horse drawing the sleigh lifts its tail high over its back and breaks wind in the woman's face with such force that it blows out the candle and destroys her makeup and hairdo.

Actually ot was a white horse and it's flatulence ignited the flame on the candle and singed the woman's face and hair.

17 posted on 02/01/2004 10:03:38 PM PST by pgkdan
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To: pgkdan
Thanks, you caught the error also, and I'm sorry, that one bowled me over, I coudn't stop laughing. It was a blue flame special par exellence.
75 posted on 02/02/2004 5:02:20 AM PST by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: pgkdan; Pokey78; Noumenon
It's not a white horse, it's a gray.

Unless a horse has pink skin, it is technically a gray. Most are born almost black and gradually fade to very pale gray or white by the time they're 6-8 years old. Think Lipizzaners.

And yeah, my horse has been known to generate a little methane, and yeah, alfalfa will do it every time. But nobody takes an open flame into a barn, and she's not broke to drive in harness.

103 posted on 02/02/2004 9:08:12 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: pgkdan
"Do you smell barbeque?"
109 posted on 02/02/2004 9:28:33 AM PST by Old Professer
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