We'll relax the trucking rules if you'll agree to truck this guy back to South Dakota
1 posted on
02/06/2004 9:13:56 AM PST by
jwalburg
To: jwalburg
"I see Daschle has brought a police officer to restrain me on the off-hand chance I grow a spine."
2 posted on
02/06/2004 9:16:09 AM PST by
kevkrom
(YEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! <splat> -- a prarie dog coming off a speed high)
To: jwalburg
Hey, we are not gay and we are not getting married.
3 posted on
02/06/2004 9:18:27 AM PST by
farmfriend
( Isaiah 55:10,11)
To: jwalburg
Daschle looks troubled
4 posted on
02/06/2004 9:18:44 AM PST by
keyesguy
To: jwalburg
Frist: "Yeth, thith polithman ith heading up the invethtigathon to find out who thtole my lips."
5 posted on
02/06/2004 9:20:10 AM PST by
TheBigB
(I got a fever...and the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!)
To: jwalburg
Frist: "Frist in war, Frist in peace, and Frist in the hearts of my countrymen, and don't you forget it, shorty."
Daschle: "That tie! Auggggh, my eyes!"
6 posted on
02/06/2004 9:20:17 AM PST by
southernnorthcarolina
("Yes, but other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?")
To: jwalburg
Frist: "For my next impression, this is Rich Little doing Ronald Reagan..."
Frist (as Reagan): "Well...wait I can do that better...well..."
Daschle: "This is a solemn press conference. I am disturbed and frankly a little alarmed by your partisan antics. Thankfully Officer Dooley is here to administer my injection."
9 posted on
02/06/2004 9:50:19 AM PST by
Tredge
(Don't ask me, I don't know)
To: jwalburg
Cop thinking to himself: "I wonder if I left the stove on at home?"
11 posted on
02/06/2004 10:05:06 AM PST by
looscnnn
(Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right? -- Megadeth (Peace Sells))
To: jwalburg
Frist: No your a liar, Tom Dashole and Gary Condit ARE twin brothers!
12 posted on
02/06/2004 10:05:10 AM PST by
highnoon
(Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
To: jwalburg
13 posted on
02/06/2004 10:05:58 AM PST by
highnoon
(Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
To: jwalburg
"Please watch as I have this this officer demonstrates a body-cavity search on Sen. Daschle".
15 posted on
02/06/2004 10:48:21 AM PST by
Gringo1
(Might makes......well, it makes might.)
To: jwalburg
..and this policeman caught this dorff on a stepladder assualting the symbol of the demoncrat party. I'd like to see him try that on our elephant!
17 posted on
02/06/2004 11:17:16 AM PST by
OldEagle
(Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
To: jwalburg
Frist: "I'll repeat the question so everyone can hear it: Can the milkman have the milk crate you're standing on Tom?"
18 posted on
02/06/2004 11:41:58 AM PST by
mass55th
To: jwalburg
Little Tommy Dasshole is standing a box (as is common at his photo ops). Why didn't they let the police officer stand on it too? He looks so short in comparison to Tommy.
19 posted on
02/06/2004 12:44:40 PM PST by
weegee
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