[DougPowers]

The problem that Moby faces, other than looking like Uncle Fester's love child attempting to be initiated into the Michael Stipe fan club, is that he assumes every other constituency is as abjectly stupid as those in the party he belongs to.

Moby belongs to a party with youth who are largely undecided until watching MTV's "Rock the Vote" specials, meaning that everything they know about global events they learned from Limp Bizkit and Korn.

Moby belongs to a party that stops by a convenience store in a bus, fills it with more zeros than the deck of an aircraft carrier in Yamamoto's fleet, and takes them to the polls-- A busload of people willing to sell out one of their greatest rights and privileges as an American in return for a pint of Yukon Jack.

Moby belongs to a party with a southern Florida chapter that can't use a stylus without poking their own eyes out or accidentally voting for Buchanan.

In short, Moby is surrounded by many, many baffoons, so we can't blame him for assuming that everybody is just like his friends. He's way off base, however.

[weegee]

Moby belongs to a party with youth who are largely undecided until watching MTV's "Rock the Vote" specials, meaning that everything they know about global events they learned from Limp Bizkit and Korn.

But but but... Rock the Vote is a "non-partisan" get out the vote organization. You mean that they are lying liars who only promote the liberal agenda (see their links for the undeniable truth)? You mean that Moby would work to "get out the vote" among one crowd and then persuade another crowd (through lies and distortions) to stay home rather than voter

What a lying liar Mr. "Moby" is.

[NYCVirago]

Moby belongs to a party with youth who are largely undecided until watching MTV's "Rock the Vote" specials, meaning that everything they know about global events they learned from Limp Bizkit and Korn.

Great post!