Whereas men have sex organs that protrude and become rigid, women have openings that leak menstrual blood and vaginal fluids... From this perspective it is no wonder that science has not been able to arrive at a successful model for turbulence. Nonsense. From a very early age, and for the rest of their lives, men exclusively have daily opportunities to observe parabolic arcs, drainage, fluid flow, fluid turbulence, bubble formation, and fluid mixing.
Here's a young engineer studying his subject:
First, the "wardrobe malfunction" at the Superbowl. Now you post this picture. How much further can our civilization fall?