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DFU SONG: Best of My Love (hopeless romantic John Kerry gives Teresa the rest of his love)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/13/2004 9:06:55 PM PST by doug from upland

http://www.marine-family.org/midis/music.htm

MIDI - BEST OF MY LOVE

I married for money...do not ever doubt it...you had resources I need
If I want an intern, that's nobody's business...in her place we'll do the deed
I love sheets made of satin, and I like to look at the mirror above
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love

If she's in her twenties, it's really exciting...that is the age I like best
A brunette or blondie...I'm pleased to boink either...Drudge, there's no dress that is messed
I love sheets made of satin, and I like to look at the mirror above
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love

Oh-oh-oh-oh, Teresa, you'll get the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Teresa, you'll get the rest of my love
You know I'm very weak and I can't help myself, that may sound corny
But I'm a DemocRAT, when I see some young thing, I'm getting so darn horny

I'll never admit it if I'm grilled by Imus...there's nothing here to report
I'll send her to Kenya...she'll stay there in hiding...reporters efforts I'll thwart
(Yeah, you bet), I love sheets made of satin, and I like to look at the mirror above
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love

If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
(fading out) If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: blondie; boink; getwhatsleft; horny; kerry; mirror; scumbag; teresa; twenties

1 posted on 02/13/2004 9:06:57 PM PST by doug from upland
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LYING SWINE APPEARS ON IMUS
2 posted on 02/13/2004 9:18:47 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Ping
3 posted on 02/13/2004 9:22:53 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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NY TIMES -- DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL
4 posted on 02/13/2004 9:28:34 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Nice work, Doug. Gotta get my voice back............FRegards
5 posted on 02/13/2004 9:48:24 PM PST by gonzo (Re-Hab is for quitters! I'm still tryin' to see how much I can get away with.........)
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Hey, gonzo! Yes, get your voice back. You have to record some of this Kerry stuff.
6 posted on 02/13/2004 9:49:38 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Jes tryin' out this new scanner thingy ..........

RF-4-G Phantom cracking Mach 1 at about 300 feet AGL.

Think I'll post it somewhere on 'chat' or something. Thanks for the blank page, Doug..........FRegards

7 posted on 02/14/2004 2:30:55 PM PST by gonzo (Re-Hab is for quitters! I'm still tryin' to see how much I can get away with.........)
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