Bill just calls me Little Hi'ry.
And in case you don't have these for Satan's Daughter, here is a partial list of pet names for our "friend". Feel free to add a few.
The Queen of Darkness
Hillary Rotten Clinton
Hitlery
Her Lowness
Hag-dad Hillary
Her Royal Thighness
Chappaqua Rose
Lady in Pink
Her Royal Lowness
The Hildebeast
Wide Load
Rodham Hussein
Fat Bottomed Girl
HillaryWho
Ol' Crusty
Her Hideous Heinous
Madame HamHocks
Her Royal Rotteness
de Back-stabber, de Power-Monger-Extreme
The Red Marxist Queen of the Universe
PANTLOAD
Madame Madness
Madame Sick and Tired
Lady Rancor
Lady Wrathbeth
UtterFailure
Hillarrhea
HielHitlery
Hilla the Hun
The Lady McBeth of Little Rock
Mrs. Bent One
The Stalinist Cookie-Baker
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Hillary is Depressed
A New York stockbroker got stuck in some bad traffic on the way home a couple of months ago. He asked a cop on the beat, what was the holdup. Cop says, "it's Hillary in her motorcade. She stopped and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She's depressed because Bill's running around on her more than ever, Bush upstaged her in Iraq, she's flipped out about Gore and Dean, and the Saddam capture put her over the edge. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The stockbroker asks the cop, "How much have you got so far? The cop replies, "About four and a half gallons, but alot of folks are still siphoning!"
Bill just calls me Little Hi'ry.