[Triple Word Score]

Found this one:

"John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he could be sexually active again. All the other Democratic candidates have been very supportive. Joe Lieberman called to wish him the best. The Rev. Al Sharpton called to offer prayers. Former President Bill Clinton called Mrs. Kerry and asked if she was lonely." —Jay Leno

There are others.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bljohnkerryjokes.htm

But they're not quite...the same, yet.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Thanks!

The SUN paper of UK has a picture ( they are not allowing a link ) :

< Picture of 'JFK' sex storm girl

By BRIAN FLYNN
in New York

THIS is the girl at the centre of a sex scandal that threatens Democratic front-runner John Kerry’s run for the White House.

Presidential hopeful Kerry, dubbed the new JFK, has denied claims he had a two-year fling with brunette Alex Polier. Alex, 27, was a cross-country runner and in the world affairs club at her Philadelphia school.

One source said: “She was attractive, intelligent and one of the leaders in her year.”

She went on to graduate from Columbia University, New York, and met Kerry, 60, as she began a career as a freelance journalist.

Denial ... John Kerry

But a probe was under way yesterday into allegations that twice-wed Kerry seduced her after inviting her to join his campaign team in spring 2001.

There is no evidence to support the claims. Dad-of-two Kerry was set to seal the nomination to take on George Bush in the November election when the allegations surfaced.

Alex, who is in Africa with her fiancé Yaron Schwartzman, refused to comment.