[Captainpaintball]

Has anyone "Googled" her yet? Besides John Kerry...

[Meredith]

No, but there's a news article described as "satire with a scent of fresh mint" on Brokennewz.com. Title: "John Kerry Says He Worked Hard to Become Mr. Heinz." In the [Spoof] article, Kerry says, "I worked very hard to become Mr. Heinz and have access to my wife's inheritance. I had to work out three hours a day and undergo a strict nutritional regimen to . . . compete against the young gigolos out there. . . decades younger than me. And, I did it before viagra." That's impressive.