[Prodigal Son]

So far, despite worldwide coverage of the allegations and a strong denial from the Kerry camp, the major American newspapers and television networks have been slow to cover the story.

Picture the American media with fingers in ears going 'Nyah Nyah Nyah! I can't hear you! Nyah Nyah Nyah!'

[Heatseeker]

You're right: *mental image of Carol Kane chasing Billy Crystal around their hovel in "The Princess Bride".* :)