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From Jane Fonda to John Wayne
The Jerusalem Post ^ | February 10th, 2004 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 02/16/2004 1:54:53 AM PST by A Simple Soldier

Among my Christmas presents this year was a copy of Survive, a recent collection by Sports Afield magazine of helpful tips for the great outdoors, published by Willow Creek Press of Minocqua, Wisconsin.

Most of the stuff was familiar enough – rub a raw potato on poison ivy, roast a wood bug before you eat it – but on page 70 I was surprised by this novel approach to dealing with mountain lions: "Do not approach one, especially if it is feeding or with its young. Most will avoid confrontation, so provide an escape. Do all you can to appear larger. Raise your anus , and open your jacket if you have one on."

I can't say I did that the last time I saw a mountain lion, but maybe I had a lucky escape. And then I realized it's meant to be "raise your arms" and that the item is a cautionary tale in the pitfalls of computer "scanning" technology. One hopes the misprint doesn't lead the less seasoned weekend hiker into an awkward situation, and that any mountain lion confronted by city folks dutifully adopting the prescribed position will think, "What the hell do they mean by that?" and wander off shaking his head rather than flying into a carnivorous rage.

I thought of the mountain lion advice when I caught presidential candidate John Kerry, the Default Democrat, at one of his final campaign stops in New Hampshire. Howard Dean, the noisy Vermonter, spent last year being ever more ferociously antiwar – no news was good news, Saddam's capture was just another setback, etc.

The Bushies, understandably enough, were looking forward to running against Howlin' Howard. Alas, he's now Has-been Howard, ending not with a howl but a whimper. And Kerry, the default Democrat, has taken a different tack.

The thinking seems to be that, on the war, George W. Bush is the mountain lion and the Dems need to "do all you can to appear larger." When I first encountered him on the hustings last summer, Kerry was austere and patrician and all too obviously found electioneering a distasteful chore. He mentioned his service in Vietnam a lot, but only as biography.

Now he implicitly contrasts his military record with George W. Bush's, and thereby to the war on terror. Mostly he does this through meaningless slogans. For example, everywhere he goes he intones portentously: "I know something about aircraft carriers for real."

What does this mean? Does he own one? He's certainly rich enough to afford one and, unlike the French, one that works. If I were summering in Nantucket, I'd be interested to see what he ties up at the dock in.

But, of course, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's like the other catchphrases in his stump speech: "We band of brothers," he says, indicating his fellow veterans. "We're a little older, we're a little greyer, but we still know how to fight for this country."

These lines are the equivalent of the guy in the woods raising his arms and opening his jacket: it's a way of making a dull politician with no legislative accomplishments and two decades of shifty, flip-flop weathervane votes appear larger than he is.

The Dems reckon that Bush is a single-issue candidate – he's the war guy – and that, if Kerry can make himself appear larger on the national-security front, Bush's single issue will cease to be an issue and the election will be fought on Democratic turf – health care, education, and so forth.

SO FAR the strategy is working. Kerry won three purple hearts in Vietnam, while Bush was either in the National Guard or, according to Michael Moore, a "deserter." This charge is easily rebutted, but once you start having to explain things the other guy's won. What counts is not the fine print but the meta-narrative: Kerry was in South-East Asia, Bush was in the South-West United States. That makes Kerry seem "larger," which may be why the Bushies are waddling away from a fight on the issue.

But the idea that this puffs up Kerry to be the president's equal on the new war is a more tortuous stretch. The only relevant lesson from Vietnam is this: Then, as now, it was not possible for the enemy to achieve military victory over the US; their only hope was that America would, in effect, defeat itself. And few men can claim as large a role in the loss of national will that led to that defeat as John Kerry.

A brave man in Vietnam, he returned home to appear before Congress and not merely denounce the war but damn his "band of brothers" as a gang of rapists, torturers and murderers led by officers happy to license them to commit war crimes with impunity. He spent the Seventies playing Jane Fonda and he now wants to run as John Wayne.

Vietnam was a "war of choice." But, once you chose to go in, there was no choice but to win. America's failure of will had terrible consequences. The Seventies – the Kerry decade – was the only point in the Cold War in which the eventual result seemed in doubt. The communists seized real estate all over the globe, in part because they calculated that the post-Vietnam, Kerrified America would never respond.

In the final indignity of that grim decade, when the proto-Islamist regime in Teheran seized the embassy hostages, they too shrewdly understood how thoroughly Kerrified America was. It took Mrs. Thatcher's Falklands War and Reagan's liberation of Grenada to reverse the demoralization of the west that John Kerry did so much to advance.

Senator Kerry has done a good job of enlarging himself, but the reality is simple: George Bush's America has won two swift wars and overthrown two enemy regimes; John Kerry was heroic in a war that America lost and whose loss he celebrated. Since then he's been a model lack-of-conviction politician.

The question for anyone who thinks Kerry has "credibility" on national security is a simple one: who do you think Iran, North Korea, Syria, al-Qaida's Saudi paymasters and the rogue elements in Pakistan's ISI would prefer to see elected this November?

Those guys are the real dangerous beasts out there and you can bet that, unlike Democratic primary voters, they don't think John Kerry looms so large, with his endless deference to the UN and the French, and his view that the war on terror should be more a matter of "law enforcement" – subpoenas, the Hague, plea bargains.

That's as profound a misunderstanding as the fellow on page 70 of my book, raising his butt to the mountain lion. And that's not a position most Americans will want to take.

The writer is senior contributing editor for Hollinger Inc.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: alexgate; marksteyn; steyn
Was linked in NRO's Nota Bene a few days ago, but did not see posted here. Nothing extraordinary or new per se, but Steyn always adds a great addition to any topic.

BTW, the next big thing the Left is going to trot out will be the "quality" of Bush's service as indicated by what was written on his Officer Performance Reports.

1 posted on 02/16/2004 1:54:53 AM PST by A Simple Soldier
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To: Pokey78
Sorry, I posted this and then checked "Marksteyn" under keywords and found you put this up already. I only checked under "Steyn" initially.
2 posted on 02/16/2004 1:59:54 AM PST by A Simple Soldier
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To: A Simple Soldier
Now he implicitly contrasts his military record with George W. Bush's, and thereby to the war on terror.

But the contrast between Bush's war on terror and how the Left plans to handle it is already apparent.


3 posted on 02/16/2004 2:22:27 AM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: Prime Choice
The Dems don't like Kerry. But the sad thing is they don't care what he stands for. They don't even know what he stands for. Its anybody but Bush and thats bad for our country. I hope their dislike of Kerry will make them vote 3rd party or stay home but they have a really strong hatred for the President and they claim to be united.
4 posted on 02/16/2004 3:13:49 AM PST by beckysueb (Lady Liberty is in danger! Bush/Cheney 04.)
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To: A Simple Soldier
And then I realized it's meant to be "raise your arms"

I reckon by that point, they'll already be raised.


5 posted on 02/16/2004 5:30:58 AM PST by archy (Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT! Done dirt cheap! Neckties, contracts, high voltage...Done dirt cheap!)
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To: A Simple Soldier
Raise your anus

You sure someone didn't sneak a copy of The Advocate's special "outdoors" issue to you?

6 posted on 02/16/2004 6:51:34 AM PST by TheBigB (THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!! 21-1 and headed toward the National Championship!!)
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To: beckysueb
Regarding the reference to John Wayne -- what branch of the military did he serve in?
7 posted on 02/16/2004 8:09:16 AM PST by TiaS
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To: TiaS
I really don't understand the context nor the reason for your question.

As most anyone would know, he was not in the military, though he volunteered for WWII. He failed his physical due to a badly healed broken leg he received while playing football at USC in his college days. That leg is the very reason he had that "John Wayne swagger" when he walked.

He was told by the military that he could serve the country better by building morale at home making movies.

Again, I don't understand your question, because the writer of the article was referencing two ACTORS. One a communist traitor, the other a staunch, pro-war Republican, both wore their beliefs on their sleeves.
8 posted on 02/16/2004 8:23:32 AM PST by TruBluKentuckian
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To: TruBluKentuckian
Question -- are you one of his kids?
9 posted on 02/17/2004 7:52:00 AM PST by TiaS
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To: TiaS
No, just a fan who's done some reading on him. I've seen many, many people call him a hypocrite for being pro-war during Viet Nam but not serving in WWII. He wanted to serve but couldn't. I just like to correct the misinformed.
10 posted on 02/17/2004 8:03:38 AM PST by TruBluKentuckian
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To: TruBluKentuckian
One problem I have with Wayne -- is the way he slapped women around in some of his movies.
11 posted on 02/17/2004 8:13:00 AM PST by TiaS
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To: TiaS
Yeah, I can understand that.

Basically they were portraying what a "man" was like during the period of the movies settings. From what I read he might have had the same tendancies in real life. At the time it was thought to be "manly" but now it's "abuse". Times change, usually for the better.
12 posted on 02/17/2004 8:30:51 AM PST by TruBluKentuckian
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To: TruBluKentuckian
Another complaint I have is with those who call Jane a Communist while many top leaders in this country have had close ties to the late industrialist, Armand Hammer, whose father, by the way, was the founder of the American Communist Party. No one is calling them communists. Senator Gore, Albert's father, had close dealings with mister Hammer's Occidental Petroleum for many years. Hammer's company has been connected to the pollution at Love Canal. I have seen pictures of Ronald Reagan with Armand Hammer and it is well known that Hammer had a cozy relationship with Prince Charles and Diana.

Mr. Hammer founded the Armand Hammer World College, located in Las Vegas, New Mexico -- a small town not too far from Jane Fonda's Ranch.

In the late 1980's, I recall an incident where a correspondent for US News and World Report was being held by Moscow authorities and charged with spying. When that issue was finally resolved, the correspondent was flown home on, non other than, a private plane owned by Armand Hammer.

13 posted on 02/17/2004 9:15:23 AM PST by TiaS
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To: TiaS
If I remember right, Armand Hammer was also the backdoor communications channel between Washington and Moscow during the Cuban missile crisis.

The thing with Fonda is, she admitted to being a communist, loudly and proudly.
14 posted on 02/17/2004 10:00:28 AM PST by TruBluKentuckian
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