[Don Joe]

We should all freep this line and try to obtain marriage licenses to mary our pets, mothers, sisters, fathers, horses, and cars. These are also not allowed under California law, so why stop at same sex marriage? This will show the media what we are all in for if we open up Pandora's box and allow same sex marriages.

Why stop there?

We should demand to be allowed to marry our imaginary friends, ghosts, comic book heroes, and space aliens.

And let's not stop there, either. There's still The Biggie. The Mother of All Discriminations.

Yes, that's right. We should demand to be allowed to marry those who don't want to marry us! That's the biggest social taboo remaining! They even have laws against it! They give this type of "forbidden love" mean-spirited names like "stalking." The bias is incredible!

The amount of bigotry and discrimination that remains unchallenged is intolerable!

We demand change!

[Broker]

Be committed, get hitched to your pooch. You have just as much right as anybody to tag a mate for life. Just think, if your hound has a good inheritance you can reload every 12.5 years. Silly