[Ole Okie]

I asked him and later demonstrating the technique he developed during his teenage years for hypnotizing chickens

I've never even heard of that, and I know a few farmers.

Yeah, chickens can be hypnotized. Takes about 5 minutes to learn how.

Very few farmers spend time hypnotizing chickens, because after they're in a trance, they still no speaka da English.

Therefore, regressing them back to an egg isn't too feasible, and post-hypnotic suggestions to lay a whole bunch of eggs a day are lost on them.

[Ann Archy]

I think I can hypnotize my husband cause when I talk his eyes glaze over! :)