[Brian Allen]

#5?

Move to North Korea.

Or China.

Or KKKoobah.

Or Burma.

Or the USSR.

Or the people's democrapic repooblic of canada.

Or to any of the squalidly socialist satellite states that comprise the EURO-peons' Neo-Soviet.

They're big on communism in those places and you'll feel right -- well, left, actually -- at home.

[My Favorite Headache]

Ralph bump