To: ovrtaxt; BlueLancer; Thinkin' Gal; dighton
Every time I see him, he has a new story for me, particularly surrounding the constant stream of people who have to have objects removed from various orifices.Objects found in various orifices.
Well, one particular orifice, anyway.
57 posted on
02/19/2004 6:22:30 AM PST by
general_re
(Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant. - Tacitus)
To: general_re
From your link:
The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array:
A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more.
In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.
59 posted on
02/19/2004 6:31:13 AM PST by
Petronski
(John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
To: general_re
It's a good thing that plantain was encased in a condom. LOL
60 posted on
02/19/2004 6:32:08 AM PST by
Petronski
(John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)
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