[alnitak]

I have given some serious thought to the best way to punish OBL, should he be caught alive.

Option 1) Dress him in a diaper and place him in a glass booth about the size of a telephone booth. The booth has a sliding floor which gradually withdraws. Under the floor is a tank of sulphuric acid...To be broadcast live on global TV.

Option 2) Amputate his arms, legs, tongue and genitals. Then place him in a transparent booth in Times Square for tourists to throw tomatoes at.

Alas, I suspect both options may fall foul of the prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment.


alnitak - "Tough on homicidal terrorist maniacs, tough on the causes of homicidal terrorist maniacs"