[VOA]

Chatterton, the chaplain, said Keiko taught aquarium visitors about trust, patience
and an unappreciated intelligence.

"Why should we care so much about a fish in times of poverty and homeless children?"
he said. "Because he endeared himself to millions of people."

This is from The Onion, isn't it?
Only The Onion (or Charles Dickens) could come up for a name like "Chatterton"
for a mindless, muttering moron that is probably "ordained" by one of
the degenerate seminaries of our land.

Thank G-d for the chaplains in our military services.
Well, except for the traitorous (and if let to their own means, murderous) ones
that are the usual mindless robotic slaves to Islam.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Only The Onion (or Charles Dickens) could come up for a name like "Chatterton."

LOL. "Chatterton" really is right out of central casting, isn't it? If not the Onion, this is a Monty Python skit waiting to happen.