[Happy2BMe]

I HAVE A DREAM - A NIGHTMARE . .

[Sloth]

"Maybe Mr. Bush knows that Job is in the Old Testament, but he can't find you a job there. That's funny because Job is a book in the Bible, and it's spelled like 'job' even though it sounds different. And people, like, need jobs and stuff." -- another catchy slogan from John Kerry

[pax_et_bonum]

I never had an affair with more than one intern at a time.

[chance33_98]

"I did not have sex with that woman....or my wife"

[txzman]

Hey, he's got the 'Clinton Finger' down pat!

[WorkingClassFilth]

CAPTION...

KERRY: I am a negro. I have served in steaming rice paddies and know what it is like to suffer the lash.

CHOIR: Amen.

KERRY: I am a negro. I hoe'd tobacco with Al Gore on the Caney Fork River and plowed with his mule.

CHOIR: Amen.

KERRY: I am a negro. I'm married to an outrageous b*tch with a big mouth and I cheat on her whenever I can.

CHOIR: Say what?

[MJY1288]

John Kerry: "Let me tell all of you gathered here to worship the Lord, President Bush invokes the name of God often in his prepared speeches, he attends Church Services every weekend, and claims he knows God!, But I have some news for George W. Bush, I know something about God, I served in Vietnam and on three occasions, saw my life flash before my eyes when I received three Purple Hearts, the first was for a Hang Nail, Second was for a Stubbed Toe, and the third was for 10 stitches from a shrapnel wound and the Silver Star for killing a mortally wounded retreating Viet Cong Soldier.

John Kerry is such a phony that even Ray Charles can see through his hypocrisy

[Kryptonite]

How about an image of that catholic Kerry delivering a homily to homosexual, predatory priests?

[Political Junkie Too]

"I believe... that Africa is... a great place to... hide my womens..."

-PJ

[longtermmemmory]

Sig Heil, Sig Heil, Sig Heil

sound of nazi's in stadium cheering.

[A CA Guy]

This finger's been where?

[Twinkie]

"AND - READ MY FINGER - I SHALL ALWAYS STAND FIRMLY
FOR SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE - UNLESS, OF
COURSE, IT'S TO CAMPAIGN IN CHURCH OR POSSIBLY
BUDDHIST TEMPLE."

[Lady Jag]

Father Guido refutes every word of Kerry sermon.

[Charles Henrickson]

"When we lose in November, I pledge that I will start a shadow government!"

[TADSLOS]

"Excuse me while I test which way the wind is blowing"

[Revolting cat!]

"...you hear what I be saying, homies and hoes?!"

[punster]

Kerry, in an angry tone: "Now, who spread that nasty rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan?"

No answer.

Kerry, again, even angrier: "Who said that I belonged to the Ku Klux Klan?"

Finally, the blonde meekly answers: "I didn't say you belonged to the Klan. I said you were a wizard under the sheets."