"I'm confused. I'll have to ask the courts if it's against the law for two guys to get married to each other."
THE 9TH CIRCUS:
"We think their rights is being violated and stuff."
MAYOR NEWSCOM:
"I think it's discriminatory toward men who aren't women and women who aren't men to say that marriage can only be between one man and one women."
GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER
"I have instructed Democrat nut Lockyer to tell Mayor Newscom that he needs to stop breaking dah law. I'm sure he vill get to it eventually."
TRIUMPH THE INSULT DOG:
"San Francisco is a great city. I love the city by the bay. In fact, I can't think of a better state than California... for me to POOP on."
STOP THE PUPPET SHOW!