Kerry "Bumper Stickers" - Let the Libs Know How You Feel

Freeper Foxhole

[greenwolf]

I've got to get this recorded.

The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Not bad, but there's another possibility which comes a bit closer to being the ideal Kerry theme song:

First I Look at the Purse
by the J. Geils Band
Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!
A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star
Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby (Money!)
I need money!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!

[ThePythonicCow]

Here's my latest Kerry bumper sticker:

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey ! Let's compare these together !

[SAMWolf]

[Angelwood]

Bump for later.

[onyx]

Ooooooooh, excellent.

[SAMWolf]

LOL!

[ThePythonicCow]

Where do I buy 'em?

I have mine printed on regular bumper sticker vinyl at: http://makestickers.com/. It's about $5 to get one sticker.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll need some back up singers.

CG

[finnman69]

I want ot see a version of that


OSAMA FOR KERRY or AL QAEDA FOR KERRY

[SAMWolf]

OOOOOO! I like that one!

[Angelwood]

WHO DO THE TERRORISTS
WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR?

[netmilsmom]

Can we have a

"I'm Just a Gigolo"

sticker?

[SAMWolf]

Thanks for the link.

[prophetic]

I nearly lost my lunch laughing at this one!!!!

[Defender2]

BUMP!!!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Good song for his personal life for sure. I was focusing on his voting record.

CG

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! ;^)

[ThePythonicCow]

You're welcome. Thanks for starting this thread and your most excellent collection of stickers. I'll wager some of your stickers are going to be on alot of bumpers over the next few months.

[Badray]

Bump