Kerry "Bumper Stickers" - Let the Libs Know How You Feel

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1 posted on 02/24/2004 9:50:27 AM PST by SAMWolf

To: snippy_about_it; PhilDragoo; Johnny Gage; Victoria Delsoul; Darksheare; Valin; bentfeather; radu; ..

2 posted on 02/24/2004 9:50:55 AM PST by SAMWolf (You've got to be really scummy to make Clinton look honest. - (Samwise, describing John Kerry))

3 posted on 02/24/2004 9:52:13 AM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)

Oooooh--are those for sale, Sam?

4 posted on 02/24/2004 9:53:30 AM PST by TheBigB ("Flash, don't heckle the super-villain!" (John "Green Lantern" Stewart))

To: Recovering_Democrat

We just post them, you gotta print em out and make you own.

6 posted on 02/24/2004 9:54:15 AM PST by SAMWolf (You've got to be really scummy to make Clinton look honest. - (Samwise, describing John Kerry))

To: TheBigB; William Creel

Print them out on high-gloss paper and tack them on with double-sticky tape.

Thanks, William Creel

7 posted on 02/24/2004 9:55:43 AM PST by SAMWolf (You've got to be really scummy to make Clinton look honest. - (Samwise, describing John Kerry))

I've got to get this recorded.

The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Sung to Jan and Dean’s Little Old Lady from Pasadena

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go

Fade

Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

8 posted on 02/24/2004 9:55:59 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)

WHO WILL THE TERRORISTS VOTE FOR? This assumes that Algore managed to get plenty registered when he insisted FBI checks be stopped in 96.

9 posted on 02/24/2004 9:56:24 AM PST by marty60

To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL! Send me a copy if you do.

10 posted on 02/24/2004 9:57:58 AM PST by SAMWolf (You've got to be really scummy to make Clinton look honest. - (Samwise, describing John Kerry))

Great job Sam. I think you can buy bumper sticker paper for your printer.

11 posted on 02/24/2004 9:58:03 AM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)

To: SAMWolf; Dog

Heehheheh. They're great. Thanks.

And they are good to use in emails......

12 posted on 02/24/2004 9:58:29 AM PST by b4its2late (A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.)

14 posted on 02/24/2004 10:01:15 AM PST by SAMWolf (You've got to be really scummy to make Clinton look honest. - (Samwise, describing John Kerry))

To: Conspiracy Guy

I've got to get this recorded...The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

..I've got the ear bug now.

15 posted on 02/24/2004 10:01:55 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)

16 posted on 02/24/2004 10:02:04 AM PST by Professional Engineer (We're going to Mars & Venus & Titan & Saturn and then on to Jupiter and Uranus.~Yeeeeeeaaaaaahh!)

I have got to find a Karaoke recording studio. That way you can record parodies to high quality music.

CG

17 posted on 02/24/2004 10:02:27 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)

18 posted on 02/24/2004 10:02:45 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)

19 posted on 02/24/2004 10:04:10 AM PST by RockinRight

To: SAMWolf; Alamo-Girl; onyx; ALOHA RONNIE; SpookBrat; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; dixiechick2000; ...

haha ! Way to go, Sam. Thanks !
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20 posted on 02/24/2004 10:06:37 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

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