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  • Analysis: Donald Trump Would Win Election Today Based on Current Polling

    09/26/2016 10:18:14 AM PDT · by Hojczyk · 21 replies
    Breitbart ^ | SEPTEMBER 26, 2016 | by MATTHEW BOYLE
    NEW YORK CITY, New York — As the first presidential debate looms later Monday evening just an hour from here on Long Island at Hofstra University, a Breitbart News analysis of current polling in the presidential election shows that Donald J. Trump—the Republican nominee for president—would win the election if it were held Monday and the polls are correct. It takes 270 electoral votes to win the election. With the exception of two states—Maine and Nebraska—the winner of a state wins that state’s electoral votes on Election Day in the general election.
  • Defying the odds: How to flip a Trump voter using pure logic [are you convinced now?]

    09/26/2016 6:54:51 AM PDT · by Antioch · 92 replies
    Salon ^ | SEP 25, 2016 | ERICA ETELSON
    The only way to talk someone out of voting for Trump is to stop trying to talk them out of voting for Trump. To all my fellow progressives who’ve been busily browbeating supporters of this dangerous demagogue, you’re invited to become an early adopter of a far more rewarding, non-adversarial approach called “powerful non-defensive communication.” According to most commentators, the prototypical Trump supporter is an uneducated, narrow-minded bigot with legitimate grievances against the faltering economy which Trump has skillfully alchemized into violent rage toward non-whites, Muslims and successful women. The Trump voter is a patriarchal authoritarian primed since early childhood...
  • Robby Mook can't answer

    09/26/2016 6:36:17 AM PDT · by malvor · 29 replies
    Robby Mook's meltdown
  • Who Will Win the Presidency? (Trump @ 48.1% in 538)

    09/26/2016 6:20:11 AM PDT · by Hieronymus · 6 replies
    Five Thirty Eight ^ | Sept. 26 | Nate SIlver
  • Kim Kardashian Addresses Trump Vote Rumors (liberal thought police comes after her!)

    09/25/2016 1:14:39 PM PDT · by drewh · 58 replies
    Rolling Out ^ | September 25, 2016 12:37 PM EST | By Nicholas Robinson
    Kim Kardashian came under major fire from both fans and non-fans alike this weekend when reports began surfacing that the reality star was considering voting for controversial Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. However, Kardashian quickly offered a response to the rumors and cleared the air on how she feels about Trump. According to initial reports, Kardashian has been a loud and proud supporter of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton for months. But when she spoke about the upcoming presidential election in a recent interview, Kardashian allegedly said that she was “on the fence” about voting for Trump. “At first I...
  • Gabrielle Union Wants to Talk With Kate Upton About Racial Inequality (her 'white privilege')

    09/25/2016 12:25:33 PM PDT · by drewh · 42 replies
    Entertainment Weekly ^ | September 24, 2016 ast | by Rachel McRady
    Playing Gabrielle Union Wants to Talk With Kate Upton About Racial Inequality Gabrielle Union wants to use her platform to educate and inspire. The Birth of a Nation star has already been vocal about her director and co-star Nate Parker’s rape allegations, but she recently told XoNecole that she has no plans to boycott the buzzed-about film. “Some people have said, ‘If you’re a feminist, you should boycott the film.’ And I was like, ‘But wait, my role in the film and the reason I signed on was to talk about sexual violence,’” she explained. “So it feels a** backwards...
  • People Magazine Questions: 'Is Trump Hitler?' And Hillary, 'What Emoji Best Describes You?'

    09/25/2016 10:12:25 AM PDT · by drewh · 21 replies
    Newsbusters/Media Research Center ^ | September 25, 2016 | 9:32 AM EDT | Tim Graham
    People magazine’s interview with Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine in the October 3 issue carried the usual hard-hitting questions from Sandra Sobieraj Westfall: “Here’s one you probably won’t get in the debates: What emoji best describes you?” Clinton replied “All the happy emojis, the heart eyes, the hug ones. I use them with family.” Back in April, People asked Trump about comparisons to Hitler, and found an expert to suggest Trump could end America. The story was headlined with a quote from Kaine: “She’s the Boss.” People sought to play down her pneumonia (with no reference to the “overheated” lying...
  • You might be a deplorable if...

    09/25/2016 5:55:16 AM PDT · by rktman · 22 replies
    americanthinker.com ^ | 9/26/2016 | Peggy Ryan
    Comedian Jeff Foxworthy is famous for his "You Might Be a Redneck If..." For those of you in the outback who haven't heard Foxworthy's famous routine, here's a sample. You Might Be a Redneck If... 1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. 2. You ever cut your grass and found a car. 3. You own a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't. There are literally hundreds of these gems out there, and the list is growing as his fans add their own lines. Jeff's success was due to his ability to capitalize on...
  • Hillary Clinton's Health Problems Interview with Diane Sawyer proves that she's completely well

    09/25/2016 4:32:02 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 34 replies
    YouTube ^ | September 25, 2016 | Vanity
    Video evidence provides conclusive proof that she's just fine ... so you right wing nuts can give up on the idea that she won't be able to power on! Click here to watch the proof!
  • The Reuters/Ipsos estimate of turnout (EV's 243 Trump-242 Hillary)

    09/24/2016 3:56:26 PM PDT · by GilGil · 10 replies
    Reuters and Ipsos ^ | 9/15/2016 | Staff
    Explore this scenario. Or create your own. This scenario is based on our default turnout. Try it yourself. Click on “overall turnout” below to adjust turnout. Or click on “add a group” to start building your own version of how this campaign will play out.
  • VIDEO: French bulldog vocalizes 'love' for his 'mom'

    09/24/2016 12:58:50 PM PDT · by LouieFisk · 55 replies
    ArcaMax ^ | September 23, 2016 | ArcaMax
    "A French bulldog in Canada showed off an unusual trick -- using his voice to express "love" for his mom."
  • N.Y. Times endorses Clinton for U.S. president {Stop the Presses...}

    09/24/2016 10:27:27 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 58 replies
    Politics | Sat Sep 24, 2016 | 12:49pm EDT N.Y. Times endorses Clinton for U.S. president WASHINGTON The New York Times endorsed Democrat Hillary Clinton for the White House on Saturday, saying she was more qualified than Republican presidential rival Donald Trump to handle the challenges facing the United States. The newspaper described Clinton as "one of the most tenacious politicians of her generation" and said she had displayed a command of policy and diplomatic nuance while building a reputation for grit and bipartisan cooperation. "A lifetime’s commitment to solving problems in the real world qualifies Hillary Clinton for this...
  • Conservative Newspaper Endorses Clinton After 100 Years Of Backing Republicans (MEGA-BARF ALERT)

    09/23/2016 6:05:10 PM PDT · by goldstategop · 57 replies
    AOL News ^ | 09/23/2016 | AOL News
    The editorial board wrote, "Our country needs calm, thoughtful leadership to deal with the challenges we face at home and abroad. We need a leader who will bring out the best in all Americans, not the worst," According to an Enquirer editorial board member, the endorsement of Clinton is the paper's first for a Democrat since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
  • Glenn Beck: Cruz backing Trump 'profoundly sad' (LOL!)

    09/23/2016 3:39:41 PM PDT · by jazusamo · 128 replies
    The Hill ^ | September 23, 2016 | Mark Hensch
    Glenn Beck on Friday voiced sorrow over Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) endorsing Donald Trump for the presidency. “[This is] a profoundly sad day for me,” he wrote on Facebook. "Disappointment does not begin to describe. “Maybe it is time to go to the mountains for a while,” the conservative commentator added. "Again, disappointment doesn’t even begin to describe my feelings.” Beck, who supported Cruz over Trump in the GOP’s presidential primary, added he feared for the nation’s future. “America is an idea, not a country,” he said. "When we discuss the destruction of our country, that is vastly different...
  • Blowing Your Mind – as Promised (Dilbert Strikes Again!)

    09/23/2016 8:16:02 AM PDT · by Be Careful · 69 replies
    Scott Adams' Blog ^ | 9/23/16 | Scott Adams
    About a year ago I told you that Donald Trump would change far more than politics. I predicted that he would change your understanding of the human condition and your role in reality. Back then, I couldn’t explain what I meant. You didn’t have the mental framework to hold this new idea – unless you were a trained hypnotist or a cognitive scientist. The ideas were too radical. Until now. I saw this situation developing last year. The Master Persuader opened a crack in the universe so we mortals could – for the first time – understand the nature of...
  • 7-Eleven Coffee Cup Poll Reflects Election

    7-Eleven typically offers two different coffee cup options for its 7-Election promotional campaign, each named for one of the presidential candidates from the two major political parties. This year, however, there are three options: Republican, Democrat, and “Speak Up.” No candidate names. The nondenominational “Speak Up” cup is currently winning the poll by a pretty fair margin. It offers coffee drinkers the opportunity to pencil in their own political stance, or abstain from pouring their brew into a partisan container to maintain their political purity. With the exception of Idaho and Iowa, which are both leaning Republican in 7-Eleven’s poll...
  • Zach Galifianakis Interviews Hillary Clinton: "I Really Regret Doing This" (I LOL'd @ Video)

    09/22/2016 10:42:08 PM PDT · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 69 replies
    Real Clear Politics ^ | September 22, 2016 | Tim Hains
    You have to see this. Makes her look like a crazy old bat. (She is) Why would she have done this?
  • Zach Galifianakis uncomfortably questions Hillary Clinton in incredible ‘Between Two Ferns’ video

    09/22/2016 11:56:47 AM PDT · by Rennes Templar · 43 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | Sept. 22, 2016 | Collin Campbell
    Comedian Zach Galifianakis asked Hillary Clinton a series of awkward and inappropriate questions in a “Between Two Ferns” video released Thursday. Among other things, Galifianakis suggested that Clinton, a former secretary of state, had fetched coffee for President Obama. “As secretary, how many words per minute could you type? And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself, weak?” he asked on his show, which is meant to mock celebrity interviews and is published by the comedy website Funny or Die. He quickly followed up with: “What happens if you become pregnant? Are we going to be stuck with...
  • Zach Galifianakis uncomfortably questions Hillary Clinton in incredible ‘Between Two Ferns’ video

    09/22/2016 10:00:13 AM PDT · by Leaning Right · 58 replies
    Yahoo ^ | September 22, 2016 | Colin Campbell
    Comedian Zach Galifianakis asked Hillary Clinton a series of awkward and inappropriate questions in a “Between Two Ferns” video released Thursday. Among other things, Galifianakis suggested that Clinton, a former secretary of state, had fetched coffee for President Obama. “As secretary, how many words per minute could you type? And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself, weak?” he asked on his show, which is meant to mock celebrity interviews and is published by the comedy website Funny or Die.
  • Whoops! MSNBC Graphic on ‘Colleg-Educated’ Voters

    09/22/2016 9:05:17 AM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 26 replies
    Legal Insurrection ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    Of all the words to misspell . . . A segment on voter demographics on today’s Morning Joe focused on the phenomenon of Trump doing less well among college-educated white voters than past Republican presidential candidates. So it was amusing to note that the MSNBC screen graphic read [emphasis added] “Why Trump is Losing Colleg–Educated White Voters.”
  • Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson Hit in Face with Pie at Event...

    09/22/2016 9:00:16 AM PDT · by Carl Vehse · 27 replies
    East Bay Express ^ | September 21, 2016 | Nick Miller
    Multiple sources have confirmed that Sacramento Mayor, former NBA star, and UC Berkeley standout Kevin Johnson was hit in the face with a pie tonight at a farm-to-table dinner event — then he tackled and assaulted the protester in a "bloody" brawl. Full Title: "Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson Hit in Face with Pie at Event, Assaults Protester in 'Bloody' Scene"
  • CNN: Hillary Helps Two Men Up Stairs

    09/21/2016 7:24:25 PM PDT · by profit_guy · 36 replies
    pbs.twimg ^ | Wolf Blitzer
  • Bill Clinton Says Global Foundation ´Worked Out Better Than I Ever Dreamed´

    09/21/2016 6:38:13 PM PDT · by drewh · 43 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | • 9/21/16 7:23 PM | By SARAH WESTWOOD (@SARAHCWESTWOOD)
    Bill Clinton praised the work of his signature charitable organization, the Clinton Global Initiative, at the conclusion of its final meeting in New York City Wednesday. "CGI worked out better than I ever dreamed thanks to you," Clinton told the audience of donors at the group's glitzy annual gathering. The former president called his work with the Clinton Foundation "one of the great honors of my life" in an emotional speech that had been hailed as a response to criticism of his charity's ties to corporate and foreign interests that could conflict with the political ambitions of his wife. Bill...
  • Ellen DeGeneres Whines Over ‘Amazing’ Hillary Clinton Being Held to ‘Different Standard’

    09/21/2016 6:28:12 PM PDT · by drewh · 58 replies
    Newsbusters/Media Research Center ^ | | September 21, 2016 | 4:53 PM EDT | By Kyle Drennen |
    During her softball interview with Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine on Monday, self-avowed Hillary Clinton supporter Ellen DeGeneres bemoaned a supposed double standard against the former Secretary of State: “So Hillary is, it seems – and I've said this before – that she is held to a different standard than Donald Trump is. Would you agree with that?” Kaine predictably agreed: “Yeah, I think that's true.” DeGeneres continued: “...because she’s an amazing woman but there's so much judgment on her charm, her personality, whatever...” Kaine lamented: “Do you smile enough? You know, ‘She doesn't look presidential, does she fellas?’...
  • Trump's Racial Rhetoric on Crime Puts Him in a Political Bind

    09/21/2016 3:37:03 PM PDT · by Extremely Extreme Extremist · 20 replies
    On Tuesday, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump declared that the African-American community is in the "worst shape it's ever been in this country" in front of a predominately white audience in Kenansville, N.C. At the same time, just about an hour and half away in Charlotte, mostly black protesters were angrily clashing with law enforcement over the controversial police shooting of yet another person of color, Keith Lamont Scott. Both of the scenes addressed the phenomenon of the violence against black bodies -- but the voices appear to be coming from diametrically opposed directions.
  • Data on North Korea’s 28 Internet websites leaked

    09/21/2016 11:11:43 AM PDT · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 18 replies
    UPI via Breitbart.com ^ | Sept. 21, 2016 | UPI
    SEOUL, Sept. 21 (UPI) — North Korea’s small constellation of 28 Internet websites was leaked to the outside world this week. The cluster, however, did not include the domain name system for the reclusive state’s internal intranet. A possible mistake by North Korean technology personnel led to the opening up of a server that held all the domain name information, Gizmodo reported Tuesday. The accidental configuration allowed global or domain name system transfers, which “allows anyone who performs [a zone transfer request] to the country’s ns2.kptc.kp name server to get a copy of the nation’s top-level DNS data.” Security engineer...
  • Nate Silver: Trump surges from 3% to 48% chance of winning

    09/21/2016 6:28:14 AM PDT · by GilGil · 45 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | 9/20/2016 | Paul Bedard
    The latest vote projection from elections guru Nate Silver has Republican Donald Trump just six electoral votes short of winning and one point away from equaling Hillary Clinton's popular vote. The newest Five Thirty Eight survey Trump at 264 and Clinton at 272, two more than needed. It's the closest in recent weeks.
  • Donald Trump, Mike Pence to campaign at Cleveland Heights church

    09/21/2016 5:55:06 AM PDT · by kevcol · 3 replies
    FOX 8 ^ | Setpember 21, 2016 | Jessica Dill
    Trump and vice presidential candidate Mike Pence will take part in a discussion with pastors at the sanctuary of New Spirit Revival Center in Cleveland Heights around 9 a.m. Following that meeting, Trump will participate in the taping of a town hall discussion focusing on issues affecting African-American voters. It will air on Fox News Channel program "Hannity" on Wednesday night. The church’s pastor, Dr. Darrell Scott, said the event was moved to Cleveland from Columbus on Sunday to provide adequate space for the taping of the Fox News town hall.
  • Kaine: Clinton campaign 'all about disclosure and transparency' (What???)

    09/19/2016 10:44:21 AM PDT · by Perseverando · 11 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | September 18, 2016 | Gabby Morrongiello
    Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine on Sunday said that he and Hillary Clinton are committed to making government more open and transparent, and their presidential campaign should serve as an example. "We're all about disclosure and transparency," the Democratic vice presidential candidate told NBC's Chuck Todd. Kaine was responding to a question about Clinton's reluctance to put out policies so far this cycle related to government reform and transparency. "Why nothing from that, from Secretary Clinton?" Todd asked. "Trust is her biggest problem. And yet, there's no pledge about what's she's going to do to conduct a transparent White House." The...
  • Jeb, exclamation point! ... makes a surprise appearance at the Emmys as an Uber driver

    09/19/2016 6:03:24 AM PDT · by Rockitz · 34 replies
    DailyMail.co.uk ^ | 18 September 2016 | Kalhan Rosenblatt For Dailymail.com
    He might not have won the Republican nomination for president, but Jeb Bush stole the spotlight during the cold open at the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on Sunday. The scene begins with Jimmy Kimmel trying to use Uber to hail a limo and finding Julia Louis-Dreyfus inside. Channeling her character from the critically acclaimed HBO series Veep!, Louis-Dreyfus tells Kimmel: 'We are so pleased that you're hosting tonight's Academy Awards.'
  • Taiwanese show new perspective on Hillary seizure episode

    09/18/2016 9:31:43 PM PDT · by BlackFemaleArmyCaptain · 23 replies
    "Everything's correct except the Taiwanese forgot to leave Hillary Clinton's shoe on the sidewalk."
  • Best Bob Hope Movie Line....Zombies

    09/18/2016 4:15:17 PM PDT · by waus · 11 replies
    You Tube ^ | 9-18-16 | waus
    Bob Hope in the 1940 movie, "The Ghost Breakers," referred to democrats as zombies. Some things never change.
  • On last night as UKIP leader Nigel Farage gets loaded and goes for a skinny dip off Bournemouth Pier

    09/17/2016 12:49:39 PM PDT · by NRx · 16 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 09-17-2016 | Nicola Harley
    Nigel Farage celebrated his last night as Ukip leader with a late-night skinny dipping session off Bournemouth pier, it has been revealed. Key financial backer Arron Banks told BBC Radio 4's Any Questions? show on Friday night that he and Mr Farage had stripped off their clothes and jumped in the sea after a late-night drinking session on Thursday. But Mr Farage claims he "kept his underpants on". The MEP, who has been replaced by Diane James in the party's top job, said he headed into the sea off Bournemouth because it was "warm and humid". Despite claims by Mr...
  • TWITTER: Dr. Seuss comments on how Trump played the press at his D.C. hotel

    09/16/2016 8:38:52 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 27 replies
    The press is steamed and won't show and actually has destroyed footage of his D.C. hotel. Today we saw mastery of the media.
  • Hillary book getting bombed on Amazon--Hilarious reviews.

    09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT · by moonhawk · 157 replies
    Amazon ^ | Amazon Reviewers
    "...1.0 out of 5 starsUnbelievable turn of events.......... By Daniel B. on September 14, 2016 Format: Paperback I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out...
  • Rats vanquished but smell lingers at Arkansas governor's mansion

    09/16/2016 3:58:44 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 23 replies
    Reuters on Yahoo News ^ | 9/16/16 | Steve Barnes
    LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Reuters) - Rats have been evicted from the Arkansas governor's mansion but the lingering effects of a rodent infestation, including noxious odors, require its study to be demolished and rebuilt, officials said this week. The rodents, in a non-partisan manner, have been a problem for former Governor Mike Beebe, a Democrat who served from 2007 to 2015, and for current Governor Asa Hutchinson, a Republican who has served since then. "You can walk in (the study) today and still smell the rat stench. It looks fine, but it's hideous smelling," current first lady Susan Hutchinson told a...
  • Wow! Hillary Clinton Throws TEMPER TANTRUM After Trump’s Brilliant Birther Presser

    09/16/2016 11:05:18 AM PDT · by Bubba Gump Shrimp · 215 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | Sep 16th, 2016 12:16 pm | Jim Hoft
    Hillary Clinton Absolutely LOST IT! “What Trump just did was a disgrace.” What Trump just did is a disgrace. — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 16, 2016 More… The birther lie is what turned Trump from an ordinary reality TV star into a political figure. That origin story can't be unwritten. — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 16, 2016 Trump has spent years peddling a racist conspiracy aimed at undermining the first African American president. He can't just take it back. — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 16, 2016 Expressing zero regret for years of pushing a racist conspiracy theory, Trump again appointed...
  • CNN Right Now -Black Caucus Chair Butterfield Screams "TRUMP IS A DISGUSTING FRAUD!!!"

    09/16/2016 10:47:13 AM PDT · by tcrlaf · 138 replies
    8-16-2016 | TCRLAF
    Right now, the CBC is screaming and hollering thet Trump is a RACIST for his bitherism. This is HILARIOUS! Now Clyburn is comparing Trumpism to SLAVERY!!!
  • CNN Slams Trump's "Political Rick Roll"

    09/16/2016 10:42:48 AM PDT · by Biggirl · 53 replies
    Breibart.com ^ | September 16, 2016 | Joel
    CNN’s most senior political journalists could barely contain their outrage on Friday morning after Republican nominee Donald Trump used an event that they expected to be about Birtherism to showcase his support from veterans, Medal of Honor winners, retired flag officers, and Medal of Honor winners.
  • Trump and Birtherism - update

    09/16/2016 10:25:10 AM PDT · by Yo-Yo · 26 replies
    Blog.dilbert.com ^ | 9/16/16 | Scott Adams
    Posted September 16th, 2016 @ 11:01am in #Trump #Clinton #Birther Moments ago, Donald Trump acknowledged that Barack Obama was born in the United States. You all know that’s a big deal because Trump was the leader of the so-called “birther” movement, which critics called racist. But watch the festival of cognitive dissonance that happens today among Trump’s critics and the media. They need to explain why the birther thing was racist. What exactly is the reasoning for that connection? Jake Tapper says the connection between the birther movement and racism is so obvious that you would have to be “naive”...
  • Los Trumpistas: Meet the Latinos Supporting Trump

    09/16/2016 8:23:25 AM PDT · by 11th_VA · 8 replies
    NBC News ^ | 16 Sept 2016
    Marissa Desilets — Beverly Hills, California I was born in Chicago. My grandparents were born in Mexico, and immigrated to the United States. I am a Hispanic conservative republican woman. I decided to support Donald J. Trump because I think America needs a better defense, and more jobs. With Trump as president, I can expect strong leadership, and the preservation of the Constitution of the United States of America.
  • VIDEO: Trump highlights on Jimmy Fallon - 9/15 (Trump kills it)

    09/16/2016 3:25:11 AM PDT · by tellw · 39 replies
    NBC via YouTube ^ | 9/15/2016 | NBC Tonight Show
    Three highlight clips of Donald Trump on the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 9/16/16 Donald Trump Talks Media, Polls and His Vocal TransformationTrump Clarifies His Relationship with Vladimir Putin Trump Lets Fallon Mess Up His Hair
  • TWITTER: Dr. Seuss comments on Hillary's falls

    09/15/2016 9:29:07 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 5 replies
    dfu via twitter ^ | 9-15-16 | DFU
  • Yelp Reviews: Metrocare Home Services

    09/15/2016 3:32:28 PM PDT · by Gamecock · 10 replies
    Yelp ^ | 9/15/2016
    Heather G. Southlake, TX: Go for the whole body liposuction. Stay for the dehydration and pneumonia therapy. Turns you into a completely new person! Eden M.Los Angeles, CA: Specializing in body doubles, political corruption and people skins for your alien troops infiltrating the human race. Ellen S. Blue Ridge, GA: Working a little medical magic thanks to Obamacare!! WOO HOO! Shana L. Virginia Beach, VA: Really comfortable setup. Almost like being home (complete with grandkid)! All the Gatorade you can chug while staff provides electroshock therapy and adrenalin infusions. I left feeling like a brand new person! Bonus: there...
  • How Two Twitter Pranksters Convinced World That Pepe The Frog Meme Is Just A Front For Rascists

    09/15/2016 2:29:55 PM PDT · by Alas Babylon! · 22 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | 09/14/2016 | Jonah Bennett
    Pepe the green frog meme’s unmitigated rise into pop culture comes amid hysteria that the internet cartoon is little more than a stand-in for white nationalism. But it turns out the original story that prompted the panic is more or less a complete troll job. The Daily Beast’s Olivia Nuzzi wrote a piece in May striving to describe and trace the genesis of Pepe in the alt-right scene, a nascent, illiberal political movement focused on preserving white identity and Western civilization. In the process, Nuzzi just ended up repeating various made-up stories from the only two people she interviewed from...
  • Hillary's Fit and READY to be President!

    09/15/2016 1:59:41 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 25 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 9-15-2016 | Margeret
    "Mrs Clinton, are you sure all you have is mild non-contagious pneumonia? Please just use your yes and no lights."
  • High Crimes and Misdemeanors [Styx Song a New Campaign Tune for Democrats?]

    09/15/2016 6:30:15 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 11 replies
    youtube ^ | 1999 | Dennis DeYoung
    They want you to believe The unbelievable They say you should accept The unacceptable Forget your common sense It isn't sensible Good times for fools and dreamersWatch 'em all deny The undeniable See how they refute The unrefutable They're ready to defend The indefensible High times for lawyer schemersThey say we must forgive The forgivable They want us to respect The unrespectable The pious and the hip So hypocritical High crimes and misdemeanorsHip hop hip hop-cracy hip hop Hip hop hip hop-cracy hip hop Hip hop hip hop-cracy hip hopSee how they explain The inexplicable Watch 'em debate The undebatable...
  • Klintondämmerung (This is funny!)

    09/14/2016 11:47:32 AM PDT · by TBP · 18 replies
    You Tube ^ | August 11, 2015 | Tim Donovan
    The Twilight of the Clintons. A very funny parody of the Ring cycle.
  • iOS 10 rollout goes titsup as update 'bricks' iPhones and iPads

    09/14/2016 10:04:47 AM PDT · by ImJustAnotherOkie · 139 replies
    The Inquirer ^ | 14 September 2016 | Carley Page
    APPLE RELEASED iOS 10 to iPhone and iPad users on 13 September, but the update turned some devices into overpriced bricks instead of delivering new functionality. iOS 10 was released to all at 6pm UK time on Tuesday, but those who flocked to install the update were quick to regret their decision. Just minutes after the rollout began, social media sites filled up with complaints from pissed off iPhone users who, after trying to download iOS 10 over WiFi, found that their iDevice had been rendered useless.
  • Star Trek: The Libertarian Edition

    09/14/2016 8:18:16 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 18 replies
    YouTube ^ | September 7, 2016 | ReasonTV
    Their mission: to seek out new life and new civilizations, and leave them alone. Trade with them if they want, but mostly leave them the hell alone.