[KantianBurke]

Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jeruselem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
Centurion: [giggle]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well you seem awfully sure, have you checked?
Centurion: I think its a joke, sir. Sort of like...uh...Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus. (guards giggle)
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."
[guard laughs]
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THATS IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!

[King Prout]

(centurion led away, laughing helplessly)
Pilate: So... does anyone else find this... wisable?
(centurions stifle laughter)
Pilate: No one cawes to have a giggle at the name... Biggus... Dickus?
(centurions are losing it)
Pilate: He has a wife, you know...
(centurions stiffen in dread)
Pilate: Hew name is... Incontinentia
(centurions relax)
Pilate: Incontinentia Buttocks
(centurions collapse to the ground in helpless laughter)