[jrawk]

DATELINE 10/11/2004, NYC

This just in:

"Wife" of Rosie O'Donnel Divorces, sues for half of everything. Rosie is quoted, "Thank goodness for that Bush amendmendment or she might just win this one..."

-- lates
-- jrawk

[Extremist]

Half of nothing is nothing. The way the miserable sea-cow has disgusted our society, her b#$ch will have to pay the alimony.

Rosie will probably end up being a prison guard like the militant bull-dykes here in Texas.