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To: SamKeck
Thanks. Nope, I don't work with Phil, but he actually read a letter on the air I wrote to him in January ---

My business in security. We protect the glazing in buildings around the world from terrorist bomb blasts. A suicide bomber will have about 30-35 pounds of explosives packed in around his crotch. It will be made of diesel fuel, fertilizer, and various types of shrapnel for maximum damage. He will be wearing an inordinate amount of perfume to disguise the smell. Here is a tip for you. If you are in a crowded area that might be a target and see a guy with a towel on his head who smells good --- RUN LIKE HELL!

4 posted on 02/28/2004 2:51:00 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Well, I appreciate that last bit of advice Doug, but I'm not too happy to have that song running through my head! Your parody lyrics are terrific though.
5 posted on 02/28/2004 3:02:56 PM PST by SelmaLee (Bush/Cheney-04)
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