[Cboldt]

I'm sure there are millions of Kerry supporters who'd like to take a tough Kerry-like stand this November. The best way to do that, in the spirit of his war votes, is to vote for Bush and then spend the next 10 years solemnly explaining that that was your bold courageous way of expressing your opposition to Bush.

GREAT punch line, worth repeating. Again.

[goldstategop]

Kerry can explain to us while he's at it why he thinks UN involvement in Iraq was such a great idea but why we need to go it alone in Haiti.

[alwaysconservative]

That one was great, and so was this one:

Last spring and summer, I went to three Kerry campaign events in New Hampshire, intending to write about them for the Telegraph. Each time, I staggered groggily out of the diner or American Legion hall and, after checking my pulse and administering self-resuscitation, I figured that everything he said was so rambling and platitudinous that to inflict it on readers would be unfair, if not actually career-jeopardising.