And the inability to do basic math turns you into a blithering idiot. If you were passing this story off as your cousin's uncle's sister's boyfriend you would be merely gullible. Since you claim personal involvement, that makes you dishonest.
I have posted exactly why these claims are as bogus as the day is long numerous times, but there are more idiots repeating them than I have time to deal with.
So, your homepage says you are a journalist --- Do you send articles to the New York Times ?