(from archives) DFU SONG: Ob La Di Ob La Da (Martha Stewart in Stripes)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - OB LA DI OB LA DA

Martha Stewart pulled a nice insider deal
Even though she didn't need the bucks
Now her broker says he's gonna turn on her
And she is screaming that the weasel really sucks

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

Martha is another of the Clinton friends
She, of course, thinks she's above the law
She learned all her lessons well from Sinkmaster
The ones that he invented back in Arkansas

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame

Martha Stewart has no time for questioning
A nice salad she would rather make
She's too busy showing how to trim a rose
Or how to barbecue the world's most perfect steak

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame

Martha watches as her empire's crumbling
She is looking like a worn out hag
She does not like who is in the White House now
There is no Roger with a pardon in the bag

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

Ha ha ha ha ha ha…she'd look so chic in stripes

[tiamat]

Okay.

What I wanna know is if you had a song ready for an "innocent" verdict!

LOL!

[skinkinthegrass]

...and life goes on. :))

[doug from upland]

This was written in June 2002. Am I a psychic?

I had no innocent song prepared.

[Eva]

All I can say is that she deserved what she got after her lawyer tried to use anti-Ashcroft rhetoric to sway the jury. If jury nullification was the best defense he could provide, then she must have been guilty.

[tiamat]

doug from upland wrote:

This was written in June 2002. Am I a psychic?

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Maybe you are psychic!

Specially since you did not have an "innocent" song!

[doug from upland]

Here's the original --- CLICK.

[freedomson]

...weasel really sucks.

Please, for the sake of bandwidth, stop.

[doug from upland]

GUILTY ON FOUR COUNTS

[nopardons]

I love it! Another GREAT ditty from dfu. :-)

[ladyinred]

ROTFL! A classic! Did you have this ready? :-)

[doug from upland]

This was originally posted in June 2002. We've been waiting a long time.

[doug from upland]

Apparently I did not need to write an "innocent" song.

[tiamat]

LOL!

I was actually thinking of you earlier today!

[doug from upland]

I had forgotten about your comment until I went back to the song and saw it this morning after the verdict. It gave me the opportunity for a timely bump. :)

[doug from upland]

Stripes will look very nice on her. She has no contrition. She is blaming others. Typical of a leftist elitist.