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Man cuts of nose with Chainsaw
BostonHearld ^ | Tuesday, March 2, 2004 | By Norman Miller

Posted on 03/10/2004 6:43:57 AM PST by Jimmyclyde

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To: Hegewisch Dupa
touche, Polack! ; )
21 posted on 03/10/2004 7:01:02 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
I knew you would sniff this one out!
22 posted on 03/10/2004 7:02:57 AM PST by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA, Bring 'em home, NOW!)
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To: Jimmyclyde
He should team up with the jackass that shot a nail gun into his head.
23 posted on 03/10/2004 7:04:37 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: Jimmyclyde

24 posted on 03/10/2004 7:05:21 AM PST by adam_az (Call your state Republican party office and VOLUNTEER FOR A CAMPAIGN!!!)
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To: Jimmyclyde

25 posted on 03/10/2004 7:05:23 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: JoeSixPack1
yeah well, ya gotta lift your nose up off the grindstone every once in awhile...
26 posted on 03/10/2004 7:06:32 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Jimmyclyde
Did Michael Jacko finally get tired of his plastic surgeon?
27 posted on 03/10/2004 7:06:46 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (John f'ing Kerry flip flops more than a freshly caught fish out of water.)
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To: Jimmyclyde
I think he used to be one of my nosey neighbors...but no more.
28 posted on 03/10/2004 7:07:14 AM PST by Diverdogz
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To: Jimmyclyde
>Man cuts off nose with Chainsaw

But our God is in heaven;
He does whatever He pleases.
Their idols are silver and gold,
The work of men's hands.
They have mouths, but they do not speak;
Eyes they have, but they do not see;
They have ears, but they do not hear;
Noses they have, but they do not smell;
They have hands, but they do not handle;
Feet they have, but they do not walk;
Nor do they mutter through their throat.
Those who make them are like them;
So is everyone who trusts in them.

[Psalm 115:3-8 (updated)]

29 posted on 03/10/2004 7:08:45 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Jimmyclyde
We don't have anything to investigate...

That pretty much says it all.

30 posted on 03/10/2004 7:08:48 AM PST by Ol' Sox (Das Ultrakonservativenator)
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To: Jimmyclyde
I bet he still tries to stick it in someone else's business.
31 posted on 03/10/2004 7:11:00 AM PST by Diverdogz
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To: theFIRMbss
LOL!!!

I just read that Psalm the other day.

32 posted on 03/10/2004 7:13:10 AM PST by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Well, at least he didn't cut off his ...... Ah, never mind.
33 posted on 03/10/2004 7:13:58 AM PST by The South Texan (The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Jimmyclyde
I can only picture in my mind a certain JF(ing)K trying to cut down a tree with a chainsaw in an attempt to show how "manly" he is....
34 posted on 03/10/2004 7:20:55 AM PST by Ancesthntr
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To: Jimmyclyde
Alternate Headline: Man Spites Face
35 posted on 03/10/2004 7:30:49 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Always remember to consider the facetiously challenged and use your /sarcasm tag.)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Just Watch!

Soon chainsaws will be showing up with a sticker showing a nose and a saw blade with a circle and a bar through it!
36 posted on 03/10/2004 7:38:31 AM PST by EEDUDE (Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: Jimmyclyde
"Exactly how a man cut his nose off with a chainsaw Sunday is not known,......"

.......I can tell you exactly how it happened......the guy reached up with the saw to cut an overhead limb.......the saw kicked out and headed straight down towards his face.......I don't work overhead with a saw for that reason......

37 posted on 03/10/2004 7:45:35 AM PST by STONEWALLS
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To: Jimmyclyde
This really is not a good solution when your friends tell you about B.O. and you want to stop smelling...
38 posted on 03/10/2004 8:33:31 AM PST by weegee ('...Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.')
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To: Jimmyclyde
"Hold muh beer an' watch this..."
40 posted on 03/10/2004 9:23:03 AM PST by Redcloak ("Aye...And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon." -Capt. Montgomery Scott, Starfleet, ret.)
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