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1 posted on 03/10/2004 6:43:58 AM PST by Jimmyclyde
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To: Jimmyclyde
First!

Time to ban chain saws
2 posted on 03/10/2004 6:44:54 AM PST by Cubs Fan (Liberals have the inverse midas touch, everything they get a hold of turns to S&*%)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Snot funny.
3 posted on 03/10/2004 6:45:03 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Something smells about this story.
4 posted on 03/10/2004 6:46:05 AM PST by ladtx ( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
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To: Jimmyclyde
"the hospital said they could not release a condition of a patient without a name."

Or a nose.

5 posted on 03/10/2004 6:46:09 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Cut off his nose to spite his face?
8 posted on 03/10/2004 6:46:57 AM PST by nuconvert (CAUTION: I'm an acquaintance of someone labelled :"an obstinate supporter of dangerous fantasies")
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
it's sad, but i thought of you when reading this....
10 posted on 03/10/2004 6:48:08 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
police have ruled out foul play

Why, no foul odors?

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

11 posted on 03/10/2004 6:48:38 AM PST by mhking
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To: Jimmyclyde
As for how it happened--

Who Nose?

12 posted on 03/10/2004 6:49:23 AM PST by atomicpossum (Fun pics in my profile)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Got to watch that kick back.

BTW of=OFF, sorry

13 posted on 03/10/2004 6:49:46 AM PST by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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To: martin_fierro; mhking

14 posted on 03/10/2004 6:51:54 AM PST by Constitution Day (Jogging alongside excellence since 1970!)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Must have been one of those True UberConservatives who will be sitting on his hands at the next election and otherwise helping to elect Kerry.


15 posted on 03/10/2004 6:53:13 AM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: Jimmyclyde
Anyone familiar with chain saws is aware of kick back ... that's the reason hardhats come with face shields, which are a recommended safety item when using a chain saw. Leather work gloves are also recommended.
16 posted on 03/10/2004 6:54:11 AM PST by BluH2o
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Possible and probable proboscis prosthesis potential.
20 posted on 03/10/2004 7:00:43 AM PST by Consort
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He should team up with the jackass that shot a nail gun into his head.
23 posted on 03/10/2004 7:04:37 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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24 posted on 03/10/2004 7:05:21 AM PST by adam_az (Call your state Republican party office and VOLUNTEER FOR A CAMPAIGN!!!)
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25 posted on 03/10/2004 7:05:23 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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Did Michael Jacko finally get tired of his plastic surgeon?
27 posted on 03/10/2004 7:06:46 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (John f'ing Kerry flip flops more than a freshly caught fish out of water.)
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To: Jimmyclyde
I think he used to be one of my nosey neighbors...but no more.
28 posted on 03/10/2004 7:07:14 AM PST by Diverdogz
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>Man cuts off nose with Chainsaw

But our God is in heaven;
He does whatever He pleases.
Their idols are silver and gold,
The work of men's hands.
They have mouths, but they do not speak;
Eyes they have, but they do not see;
They have ears, but they do not hear;
Noses they have, but they do not smell;
They have hands, but they do not handle;
Feet they have, but they do not walk;
Nor do they mutter through their throat.
Those who make them are like them;
So is everyone who trusts in them.

[Psalm 115:3-8 (updated)]

29 posted on 03/10/2004 7:08:45 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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We don't have anything to investigate...

That pretty much says it all.

30 posted on 03/10/2004 7:08:48 AM PST by Ol' Sox (Das Ultrakonservativenator)
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