Here he has me smiling.
But if you’re a conservative Catholic woman living in the San Francisco area who might want to marry me and my grandmother, I’d certainly love to hear from you. The three of us could live a wonderful life together. And hey, if you’ve got a hot friend, maybe she’d like to marry us too.
The first time I read this, I laughed out loud, which rarely happens to me. The second time I read it, in order to copy and paste it, I laughed out loud AGAIN. I'm sure he'll be deluged with offers from conservative, Catholic polygamist ladies from the Bay Area.