[joyce11111]

I choked on my coffee when I read that this AM...the Red Guard likes to glorify all the weirdos.

[Clinging Bitterly]

...choked on my coffee

Nothing in that paper phases me anymore. I read it over lunch and everything stays down just fine.

But I wasn't born that way. Stuff in there used to give me the old choke & spew quite often. It has taken years of disciplined readership to achieve the level of strength and endurance I currently posess.