To: wallcrawlr
Come on folks, this isn't the 90's anymore! I'm going to get me a bottle of Bum Wine to stir my Muse and start writing kidz books.
Tommy's Mommy is 12
Billy's Dad Goes to the Bath house
Cletus is his own uncle
Mary lives in a big Trailer Park with 50 ugly Lesbians
I'm on the road to the Today Show! Katie Curic interviews America's Hottest Children's Author, Albert Wang!
To: AlbertWang
Swear to my soul, I was talking to my son one night when he blurted out "Suzie's dad is a woman". I about swallowed my teeth. Sure enough, my wife saw Suzie in the Walmart and her dad dresses like a woman. The beard gave him away.
11 posted on
03/18/2004 5:30:16 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: AlbertWang
Tommy's Mommy is 12
Billy's Dad Goes to the Bath house
Cletus is his own uncle
Mary lives in a big Trailer Park with 50 ugly Lesbians Hilarious.
To: AlbertWang
...or how about The New Daddy Kaitlin's Mom Found Tonight at the Dew Drop Inn?
106 posted on
03/18/2004 7:46:49 AM PST by
Redcloak
("Aye...And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon." -Capt. Montgomery Scott, Starfleet, ret.)
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