[xJones]

This has been going on so long by Texas Democrats. Ol' "Landslide Lyndon", arguably the worst U.S. president, won his Senate seat in an election so crooked that even the Daley machine in Illinois might have been embarrassed.

One question, though: why is it that Democrats rise from the dead and Republicans don't? :D

[jackbill]

One question, though: why is it that Democrats rise from the dead and Republicans don't? :D

That's because when RATs die, they are given one of two choices - go back and vote or go to Hell.

When Republicans die, they are also given two choices - go back and vote or go to Heaven.

[ComtedeMaistre]

>>One question, though: why is it that Democrats rise from the dead and Republicans don't?<<

They are vampires?

[Chewbacca]

"why is it that Democrats rise from the dead and Republicans don't?"


Maybe it's because the democrates souls were condemed to hell and forever to walk the earth, whereas the republicans souls went on to paradise in heaven. :>)