Suzie: "No. My parents are Forty-Niner fans as were their parents, and they have taught me that the Forty-Niners are the greatest NFL team on the West Coast."
San Diego Public Schoolteacher: "So? What if you father was a in prison for a stabbing and your mother was a drug addict? What then"
Susie: Oh . . . in that case I would be an Oakland Raider fan."