[Democratshavenobrains]

How dare Republicans start wars for oil! Why can't we be more like Democrats who start wars to distract from our marital affairs!?

[Army Air Corps]

To be sure, most of these dolts are leeches upon society funded by the Ford Foundation, but we could act as well. Sure, we have jobs and responsabilities, but we also have vacation time and disposable income. We could take some of our vacation time and ue it to march for individual liberty, personal reposnability, and free markets. We may have to rekindle the lanterns in the Liberty Tree.