[dinok]

Guys, its not even April first yet. Can't you wait 'till then to pull my leg?

[rightwingcrazy]

[Williams]

Uh and just why would a clock show a time thirty years earlier? Under this logic, I could go in there and come back a baby. I don't think it's time travel, but it still sounds good.

Why would a weather balloon have such a chronometer on it? Also, if the chronometer went back thirty years, wouldn't the whole gizmo disappear if it weren't at least 30 years old?

I think a far simpler explanation is the aliens inside the vortex manually turned back the chronometer.

[Bullish]

Borsch!

[tet68]

That good friend we went bowling with last night might disappear before the next morning and we would not notice his loss. By the time we awake, the person never existed.

Kerry who?

[tet68]

By the way I'm putting my money on Mohammad Ali tonight,
it's a sure thing.

[Willie Green]

Guys, its not even April first yet. Can't you wait 'till then to pull my leg?

Time has come today
Young hearts can go their way
Can't put it off another day
And I don't care what the others say
'Cause they say we don't listen anyway
Time has come today, Hey!

The rules have changed today, Hey!
I have no place to stay, Hey!
And I'm thinkin' about the subway, Hey!
Love has gone away, Hey!
And tears have come and gone, Hey!
Oh my God, I have to run, Hey!
I have no home, Hey!
I have no home, Hey!

Now the time has come, Time!
There's no place to run, Time!
Might get burned up by the sun, Time!
Well, I've had my fun, Time!
Well, I've been loved and put aside, Time!
And I've been crushed by tumblin' tide, Time!
And my soul's be psychedelicized, Time!

Now the time has come, Time!
There are things to realize, Time!
Time has come today, Time!
Time has come today, Time!

Time!

Now the time has come, Time!
There are things to realize, Time!
Time has come today, Time!
Time has come today, Time!

Time!

Now the time has come, Time!
Time has come today, Time!
Time has come today, Yeah!

[dr_who_2]

Let me assure you, sir, that this a very serious matter. Fortunately, I think the rift can be fixed by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow in my TARDIS's time column in order to create a time cone inverter. Child's play, really.

[Gator113]

Help is on the way....go here...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

I have made a few of these and given them out to Democrats..they seem to work.

[Sir_Ed]

This article became one of the founding planks in Time Travelology in the late 2500's. Many of us come back to this era as a sort of graduation ritual, to witness the start of our profession.

Then we go back to 218 BC and watch Hannibal charge over the Alps, that's always cool.

We just always have to swear to The Time League that we won't let anyone know we're here.

D'oh!

Forget you saw this...

Ed

[Space Wrangler]

What tipped you off? The "ordinary sandstorm (sandstorm!?!) at the South Pole" or Pravda?? LOL!!