[Miss Marple]

Agreed. Here are some suggestions for accomplices:

PETA
ELF
ANSWER
Radical Islamic mosques
Black Muslims

Now, get to work, Mr. Mueller!!

[Alas Babylon!]

Here are a few likely accomplices:

In this photo below, notice the hand. Perfect for pitching incendiary statements into the national debate:

And, of course, the Axis of Evil Hero himself, checking his wallet to make sure he's been paid: