Religion of Peace(TM)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I guess the Hamasniks believe porn is permissable only in the afterlife.
2 posted on
03/25/2004 11:01:18 PM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
| "I wanted to get to the Garden of Eden, to have sex there with 72 virgins  You know it's bad when even the 14-year-olds have trouble finding virgins.
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4 posted on
03/25/2004 11:04:52 PM PST by
Nick Danger
(Spotted owl tastes like chicken)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
What I don't get about the Arab male mentality is this *fabulous* promise of 72 virgins awaiting him, cause after he sashays around the block one time, he's ... well, nobody's a virgin any more, and there is still
forever to occupy him.
I guess it'd make more sense to me if their campaign promo said "72 women" would be theirs forever. But then, that makes the guy think about how's he going to manage to keep the peace with 72 harpies, and that probably would take off some of the sheen.
5 posted on
03/25/2004 11:07:25 PM PST by
GretchenEE
(May the Lord give our enemies into our hands, quickly.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
the terrorists there have resorted to using children and women as their bombers...And the answer is... keep the Palestinians together in groups while they are being searched.
6 posted on
03/25/2004 11:09:44 PM PST by
js1138
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Who wants virgins? Promise me 72 experienced hookers in Vegas and I'll strap bombs to myself!
7 posted on
03/25/2004 11:12:24 PM PST by
Fledermaus
(Ðíé F£éðérmáú§ ^;;^ says, "I give Dick Clarke's American Grandstand a 39...you can't dance to it.")
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
don't forget the 100 shekels they paid him, thats about $23. Money is tight since Saddams checks stopped coming, now only the kids wanna blow themselves up.
9 posted on
03/25/2004 11:17:49 PM PST by
GeronL
(I am here for the duration! /kidding)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Islam believes Heaven is a Whorehouse. Tells you all you need to know.
11 posted on
03/25/2004 11:29:09 PM PST by
bootyist-monk
(5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Thunderbirds are go!)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Alternate headline:
"Horny Teen Falls For Urban Legend; Nearly Kills Innocent Civilians"
12 posted on
03/26/2004 12:31:10 AM PST by
weegee
(From the way the Spanish voted - it seems that the Europeans do know there is an Iraq-Al Qaida link.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
72 virgins aren't all their cracked up to be, believe me.
14 posted on
03/26/2004 12:52:12 AM PST by
bayourod
(We can depend on Scary Kerry's imaginary foreign leaders to protect us from terrorists.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Religious leaders all over the world should step up to the plate and ridicule such a phoney hellish teaching. If this teaching were marginalized and demonized, I suspect the suicide bombings would drop by 90%.
15 posted on
03/26/2004 3:49:11 AM PST by
tkathy
(Our economy, our investments, and our jobs DEPEND on powerful national security.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I guess, contrary to popular belief, virginity is a rare comodity in moslemland.
16 posted on
03/26/2004 5:40:01 AM PST by
biff
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
"Teenager promised sex with virgins if he blew himself up near soldiers" At the very least he should have asked for it in advance! (can’t believe I said that…)
17 posted on
03/26/2004 5:58:30 AM PST by
elfman2
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
After the Hospital bombing a friend of mine walking by found the bombers "parts" hanging in the grill of a nearby car.
Does the Islamic dumb bomb end up in "Paradise" with all his parts if they do not make it back in to the same bucket when he is scraped up off the street? What happens if they mix up the parts and he shows up in Islam "Paradise" circumcised? Inquiring minds want to know...
20 posted on
03/26/2004 7:55:45 AM PST by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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