(Vanity) John Kerry owes me a new computer! Bwahahaha!

Foxnews ^ | Snicker... | LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Agreed Laura is lucky, but she's a beauty, too. I suppose it's sacrilegious to wish for better beefcake photos of our prez, huh? Who the hell cares about Kerry after those dreamy real man shots?

[Helms]

Note how Kerry likes to color code his accessories, just like on the slopes of Ketchum. He likes Yellow which is a safety color.

[hoosiermama]

Wonder how many people look at those pictures, and a large smile appears on their face......?

Wonder if the French guy told Kerry how to dress for the bike ride? What colors to wear? What direction the stripes should go?

[LisaMalia]

Note how Kerry likes to color code his accessories

I strongly feel that the person who coined the term "metro-sexual" did so with John Kerry in mind.

[blackie]

GWB Is The Man ~ Bump!

We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!

~~ Bush/Cheney 2004 ~~

[kennedy]

I would say that Kerry catches a ball like a little girl, but that would be insulting to my elementary school age daughters, who can catch a ball much better than that.

[Helms]

I saw the 1971 Cavett debate last night- what an eye opener. Even then he was into primping with his bountiful hair. Actually he was more unattractive then than now.

Fortunately for us he is no longer as formidable as he was then.

Seems like he traded the flame of passion for the flame of other women's husband's fortunes as he ran with Kennedy, and the other Senate Rat Pack womanizers and functional alcholics who are now old men.

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL! Bump!

[EQAndyBuzz]

"You forgot windsurfing and ice hockey! By the way, I thought the bicycle helmet was a good way to hide any botox evidence-- gotta be careful with those "before and after" shots since his, ahem, "shoulder surgery" is coming up...."

Guys, leave Kerry alone about the Ice Hockey. I give anyone credit for lacing up skates and going out there. I am 44 years old, in decent shape and play once a week. It is nasty.

Ad for the bicycle, where are Kerry's leg warmers?

[Lady Jag]

Wonder if the French guy told Kerry how to dress for the bike ride? What colors to wear? What direction the stripes should go?

Are you sure? Maybe the stripes, but the shirt doesn't look French enough; it either needs to be more gaudy or more surrender-white.

You know what we need to see next? Dubya and Effin shirtless. We need it for data research.

[hoosiermama]

Shirtless? Wet T shirt is fine with me. Do you suppose we could get a news agency to run a poll or a survey?

Which is more of a man?

Which looks best in shorts/tux/flight suit/jeans?

Which one doesn't need to buy a "Jacqui" strap in public to announce his masculinity?

Which is most loving to his wife?

[GraceCoolidge]

Guys, leave Kerry alone about the Ice Hockey. I give anyone credit for lacing up skates and going out there.

Oh, I would agree with you about ice hockey generally, but do you really think Senator Kerry is playing it for real? I think photo op ice hockey is a rather different game!

[Lady Jag]

John Effin Goober Kerry.

Goober Armor

[Lady Jag]

I don't want a contest, I just want to see the two of them shirtless.

Goober looks emaciated and I don't wish ill of him, but he doesn't look well.

And Dubya, one look at those arms and, sorry mama, but I really need to see where they go!

[spokeshave]

He's riding in a park.......I guess John F'n Kerry is too much of a wimp to go for a spin on the highway.

Also looks like he just spotted a girl rider and is making a move.....check out that lecherous grin....................

[Snowy]

...but is it also to show he's healthy and short cut any illness speculation?

No more calls. We have a winner!

[EQAndyBuzz]

You cannot get on the ice for a photo op. Even casual ice hockey requires a level of skill.

But who knows?