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"There is no evidence of gang activity. But because of the growing use of the color pink we decided to be proactive. Girls and boys are supposed to avoid wearing pink," Berta said Monday.

The real gang colors to watch out for are red and white. Hey, red and white make pink! Pink eye for the school guy.

[ladylib]

What are they going to do about the pink triangles that the alternative lifestyle types want plastered around the school?