To: kattracks
Dear Anne,
Reasons to marry me,
!. I have assets worth $50 Million
2. I'm 6'4" 190lbs. Blond hair, blue eyes
3. I'm a member of MENSA
4. I, like you, are a staunch conservative
5. I worship at your alter (in my basement)
6. I can part my eyebrows with my tongue
7. I went skinny-dipping in the Loch-Ness and people are still talking about it.
Call 1-800-luvanne
13 posted on
04/01/2004 3:32:08 AM PST by
bullseye1911
(Not as good as I once was, but as good once as I ever was!)
To: bullseye1911
4. I, like you, are a staunch conservative You blew it. Ann's a staunch grammarian as well.
27 posted on
04/01/2004 5:44:18 AM PST by
MrB
To: bullseye1911
LOL! I needed a good 'wake-up' laugh!
31 posted on
04/01/2004 6:03:15 AM PST by
mathluv
(Protect my grandchildren's future. Vote for Bush/Cheney '04.)
To: bullseye1911
Good gawd, I didn't know my husband freeped. What are you doing here honey, and why are you hittin' on Miss Coulter?
33 posted on
04/01/2004 6:14:33 AM PST by
Quilla
(Stamp out freepathons, become a monthly donor today.)
To: bullseye1911
I was going so what until I read #7.
Loch Ness is one cold sucker.
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