There would not be a problem if ALL the children had snack cakes - but because one did and the other didn't we have a problem. No one should have more then those around them, everybody should be equal in their material goods, so there is no jealousy or envy. And the father who makes enough money to buy his kid snack cakes should be MADE to use the money instead to buy all the children snack cakes.Let us get it right, shall we? Hmmm?
The proper way to do this is to levy a snack tax - Maryland led the way on this a few years back - but make it federal. Then we must set up the Federal Administration of Taxed Snacks (FATS) in order to equitably distribute the snacks among the palm kernel oil underprivileged. I’m thinkin’ cabinet level here folks, or at least cupboard level. ONLY THEN will there be justice (and zebra kakes) for everyone.
CHANT WITH ME NOW! NO SNACKS - NO PEACE! HEY HEY… HO HO… mmmmmmm hohos….
Mayor Daley has already done this in Chicago. Little Debbie Snack Cakes always used to be $1.19 but just the other week he has had them raise the price for Little Debbies to $10.19. The extra money is going to pay for the new parks on the lake front.