[CasearianDaoist]

You forgot #5:

When all else fails, denigrate anyone that disagrees with you.

[international american]

ROTFLMBO...we get a lot of that:)

[KC_Conspirator]

Yes, the #5) is to call people who were outsourced stupid and lazy. So apparently, an IT department which sends 5000 jobs over to India, it was because all 5000 people were stupid, lazy, or both. And you wonder why some people are suspicious of country club Republicans (i.e., David Dryer)

I actually did try #2 and it is paying off, but I did not have to go to India.