[Who dat?]

I’ll never hear the name “Mort,” for the rest of my life, without thinking of John McLaughlin.

Mort Zuckerman and Morton Kondracke were sitting on either side of him. John McLaughlin says, “Mortimer to the left of me, Morton to the right – why, I’m mortified!” And, of course, they roll their eyes and sigh because it's the stupidest like they've ever heard...

Crazy old coot… well, you know you’re going insane when you can remember lame lines from a decade-old McLaughlin Group show…

[kezekiel]

Crazy old coot… well, you know you’re going insane when you can remember lame lines from a decade-old McLaughlin Group show…

I'm sure his grandkids have been rolling their eyes for years. "Funny, Grandpa..."