ROFLMAO!
Not a bad idea . . . but I'm too old to be able to cash in any points. I can vaguely remember the ritual called dating . . . but my age and faulty memory and . . . as George Costanza would say . . . "shrinkage" has made me a "window-shopping" connoisseur only.
I didn't say I could "do" anything with the Texas Roses if I caught 'em, I only said I liked the view. An awful lot.